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Fortunately, it wasn’t a forced march

Yesterday, I went on a walk that was twenty seven miles in length and took about twelve hours to complete. I enjoy walking - it is excellent not only for exercise but (creative) thinking - but had never covered such a great distance before. As I write these words I am a little surprised but very pleased that it was only when we were a mile or two from our objective that I really began to tire. I completed the last couple of miles thanks to the sugar rush from my chocolate bar. I wonder what weary Macedonians ate to keep them going? And how did they deal with blisters?

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The Macedonian army marched as far during the day as the king wanted. I have never sat down with a map to measure the distances that they can be said to have done on any given day but I certainly wish I had that information to hand now.
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Not that by doing so I could compare my journey to theirs even when the miles covered was the same.
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Firstly, I travelled lightly; I don’t know if the Macedonians carried all their own equipment (like the Romans did?) but I would be surprised if they didn’t carry at least some of it, even if it was just their weapons.
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Secondly, the majority of our walk was on the pavement. The opposite would have been the case for the Macedonians. The only occasion that I can think of when they would have had a good road to walk along is when they were marching down the Royal Road, which ran from Asia Minor to Persepolis and beyond. Even then, how wide was the Road? Surely not so broad that most of the men would have fitted on it.
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Thirdly, our pace was fairly easy. We had to pick it up at one point in order to meet an objective but nevertheless there were still frequent stops to allow stragglers to catch up. I doubt very much that Alexander pulled Bucephalas up to let those at the back of the column catch up!
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Although I had not met any of my fellow walkers before yesterday all of them were very friendly. There’s nothing like a common cause to bring people together. This really makes me wish we had the testimony of ordinary Macedonian soldiers to learn about the friendships they formed during the ten years that they were on the road. There must have been some good ones. From a purely military perspective, there must also have been great trust between the soldiers and an understanding of how their fellows would behave in a battle. That can only have given them a very useful edge when it came to armed conflict.
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Let’s talk about love. I was full of it by the end of our trip yesterday. Both for the object of our journey and for the gift of being able to walk and for those who had given me that gift in the first place. Now, it may just be that I am given to romanticism but I like to think I was feeling the same sense of gratitude that Alexander’s men had for him.
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The name of Alexander is only fully pronounced when the name of Hephaestion is spoken alongside it. Yet Bucephalas also has a claim to be part of his master’s identity. I have lived in cities all my life. As a result, I think it was for the first time yesterday that I came up close to horses. And I don’t mean from the other side of a fence, either. We walked through a field where they were grazing with their foals and walked among them.
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This fellow was one of the first that we saw, happily munching away on the grass.

A grazing horse

And here are some foals.
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This horse was very friendly, and inquisitive (or hopeful of food), as he followed us for a few feet along the path. I didn’t stroke him as much as I could have done as - being a rather ignorant townie - I know nothing about equine behaviour so didn’t want to do anything that might annoy him. I know I was being very cautious, but then, until someone in our party told another person not to stand so close behind him in case he kicked them, I hadn’t realised that that might be a possibility, so it was probably best that I was careful.

A friendly horse

We spent only a few minutes of the day in the company of these splendid animals but it was more than enough to get a sense of their dignity and grace. Is what I felt in general what Alexander felt in particular towards Bucephalas? I imagine it was only the beginning of what Alexander felt but as echoes of Alexander are about as close to him as I expect we can get I am happy with that.

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A Letter to Arrian (4) Life, Death, and Bragging

roman_writerMy dear Arrian,
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War is a horrible business but let no man say that it cannot be conducted honourably. Thank God for the generosity of the human spirit, and determination of men to not be reduced to the state of demons even when crowded by violence and under the threat of imminent death.
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Further to the above, I thank God also for Alexander’s kindness towards the Greek mercenaries as they prepared to fight him to the death on the unnamed islet just off Miletus. He would have been within his rights to launch an assault on them but, on seeing ‘their courage and loyalty’, was ‘moved to pity’. What does this mean? Did he cry? Did he retreat to his tent to contemplate the meaning of what he had seen? Or did he simply gaze sadly upon the soldiers? I don’t know, and I don’t suppose it really matters; what does, is that for a moment, the war had a happy end for lives were spared.
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Back at Thebes, you related how Perdiccas launched an unauthorised and altogether impetuous attack on the city, very nearly paying for it with his life. It was with a wry smile, therefore, that I read about the two soldiers from his battalion whose silly, drunken bragging contest lead them to confront the defenders of the wall of Mylasa all by themselves; what a ‘foolish pair’ indeed! But I wonder, how much of it was their own foolishness? Perhaps at least some of it was ‘covered’ by the licence they believed they had been given by their commander on account of his own propensity for bragging and maverick behaviour.
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In the thirty-sixth year of Augustus’ reign, Rome lost a great battle in the Teutoberg Forest. “Varus!” Augustus cried, slamming his head against the wall, “Give me back my legions!”. At the siege of Halicarnassus, Alexander lost forty men in taking the city, but among them were some senior commanders - Ptolemy of the Royal Bodyguard, Addaeus, a chiliarch, and Clearchus, commander of the archers, ‘and other well-known Macedonians’. I know Ptolemy downplays Macedonian losses but this seems to me to have been her worst day in the field to date. I wonder how the men felt that night. I don’t suppose they were demoralised, for their king, and many other senior men, still lived, but I can’t help but feel that even allowing for the major battle of the Granicus, perhaps - just perhaps - this was the day they realised that defeating the Persians would not be a walk over, and anyone could be killed.
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Your friend,
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φιλέλλην

The above picture is from Ancient History
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Alexander Revisited: Entry Into Babylon to the Palace Balcony

Welcome back to this series of posts on Oliver Stone’s Alexander Revisited. We are now an hour into the film, and we pick it up as Alexander makes his triumphal entry into Babylon. Before going any further, though, I must commend to you this comment, which was made in connexion with my last post on this topic. In it, the author displays a knowledge and understanding of the film which far exceeds my own. The comment gives me an opportunity to thank all of you who comment, and indeed, all of you who read The Second Achilles. I am very grateful. I would use more flowery language but I am English and that is not what chaps do.
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Scenes covered

  1. Entry into Babylon
  2. Walking through the palace
  3. In the harem
  4. Olympias’ letter
  5. On the balcony

Entry Into Babylon
I wish I knew how to do screen captures so that I could show you the start of this scene. If anyone knows how it is done on the MacBook Pro’s DVD player then do let me know. The scene before us is Alexander’s arrival in Babylon. Riding beside him is Hephaestion. Two things immediately jump out at me.
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Firstly, the mere fact of Hephaestion’s presence. I don’t speak with any authority here but I can’t believe that Hephaestion would really have ridden beside the king on a formal occasion such as this. Yes, he was Alexander’s best friend/lover, but surely the honour of entering Babylon at the conquering king’s side would have gone to his most senior officer - Parmenion. So, why is Hephaestion there? The answer is simple, really - for the same reason that Ptolemy is in the Royal Tent on the night before the battle at Gaugamela even though in real life he wasn’t at that point one of the High Command: for the sake of the narrative. Ptolemy is in the tent to re-enforce his credibility as the narrator of the story. Hephaestion rides beside Alexander to remind the audience of how close he was to the king, which in turn makes the future scenes (and his death) between them more meaningful.
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Secondly, Hephaestion’s helmet. It is topped with a white ‘mohawk’ (I’m afraid I don’t know the proper name for this feature) down the middle with two black feathers on either side. I have no idea how historical this helmet design is but I like it nonetheless as it is clearly meant to be a ‘companion’ to Alexander’s lion helmet, with its red mohawk and white feathers.
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Alexander arrives in Babylon to rapturous applause from the Babylonians. I was a little suspicious of their enthusiasm until I read in Arrian that on approaching the city, Alexander was,

… met by the people of the place who with their priests and magistrates came flocking out to bring him various gifts and to offer to put the city, with its citadel and all its treasures, into his hands.

This is not quite the same as the scene that Oliver Stone gives us but the people’s joy we see therein certainly echoes Arrian’s words.
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At the end of the scene, the camera rises and we see the famous ziggurat. Wikipedia tells me that it was in a state of decay by the time Alexander arrived in Babylon, and that he destroyed it in order to rebuild the structure. Unfortunately, his untimely death in 323 meant that this project was never completed.
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Walking through the palace
A most sumptuous scene indeed; very befitting of its location. As an added bonus, we discover that Virgil got his phrase ‘fortune favours the bold’ from Alexander himself! In the bedchamber, Alexander describes himself as the ‘king of the air’. I doubt it was intentional, but wasn’t that one of the appellations of the Devil in Jewish theology?
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[A moment later...]
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I have just looked it up. This is what I was thinking of - St Paul’s Letter to the Ephesians 2:2,

… you were living by the principles of this world, obeying the ruler who dominates the air

A round of applause to anyone who can guess which translation of the Bible that comes from (answer below).
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Philotas tells Alexander that Darius is not worth bothering with.

Philotas … he has no power, Alexander. He is lost in the mountains with no army.
Alexander As long as he is lost, Philotas, he can be believed in.

The truth of this is still very evident in our own time. Look at the example of Osama Bin Laden. He, too, was lost, but still able to inspire Al-Qaeda agents the world over until the American army finally tracked him down.
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To be sure, Darius’ influence was never so great as Bin Laden’s. Indeed, by the end, he could not even inspire those who were with him, and they assassinated him. Nevertheless, Alexander’s words remain relevant to us in that they recognise that power can lie as much in the person of someone, or the idea that they represent, as much as in laws and so-called ‘legitimate’ authority. I am sure this thought sustained Osama Bin Laden as he made his way from one cave to another.
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Alexander’s words here also remind me of something that Arrian says,

… when [Alexander] knew his death was imminent he went out with the intention of throwing himself into the Euphrates, in order to disappear without trace and make it easier for posterity to believe that one of the gods was his father and he had gone away to join them.

He goes on to state that Roxane stopped Alexander from fulfilling this plan; in fairness to Arrian I should say that he prefaces the anecdote with a very dismissive comment regarding the writer who ‘had the face’ to tell the story in the first place. Likewise, I do not believe that Alexander would ever have thought of throwing himself in the Euphrates but it is noteworthy that someone thought the story worth making up in the first place. I have to admit, it does rather tally with what we know of the care with which Alexander cultivated his image.
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In the harem
We move from the bedchamber to the Great King’s harem. Here, we see Alexander exercise his wisdom and clemency in a reactive and proactive way. Firstly, he stays Nearchus when the latter’s desire to acquaint himself with the concubines threatens to get ahead of him. Secondly, he releases any slave or servant from duty who wishes to return home.
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By the way, if you freeze the frame at 1:03:30 you can see the raised back of Ptolemy’s armour. I presume that this is in order to provide additional protection from sword blows aimed at the back of the neck. It actually reminds me of the head and neck support device that motor racing drivers use to prevent whiplash injuries. It’s a tenuous link, I know, but it struck me (no pun intended) nonetheless as I watched the film.
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Alexander’s first meeting with Bagoas is followed by a brief glance from Polyperchon (who, again, does not speak), and an unsteady camera shot of Hephaestion. I really liked that; the odd camera angle emphasises Hephaestion’s emotions - who is that person Alexander is taking such an interest in? I’m not sure I like him…
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As the Macedonians bundle Alexander over, Darius’ daughter, Stateira, makes her entrance to plead for the lives of her family. Except, she mistakenly thinks that Hephaestion is the king and turns to him instead. Alexander is nonplussed for ‘[h]e , too, is Alexander’. It is a great moment, and all the better for having actually happened. In real life, it was actually Darius’ mother, Sisygambis, who made the mistake; I wonder why Stone changed it? So that he could have a younger - and therefore, more beautiful? - woman appear? It’s not as if there weren’t enough in the harem already.
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When Alexander announces that he will treat Darius’ family as his own, Persian and Macedonian alike are taken aback. The camera cuts to Black Cleitus and Cassander. It is a great moment of tension if you know the story because it represents another breaking of the ways between Alexander and his people. It is worth noting Hephaestion’s nod when Alexander turns back to him. Despite Bagoas, he is ever faithful.
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Olympias’ letter
Olympias complains to Alexander about being left in Pella while he is in Babylon, and warns Alexander to beware of his friends. Only one person remains free of her poisonous pen: Hephaestion. Maybe she knows that Alexander would not listen to any criticism she did have.
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On Olympias and Hephaestion, this thread on the Pothos forum might be of interest.

… [a]pparently Hephaistion… received many letters from Olympias where she criticized and threatened him.

I did not know that they corresponded, so look forward to reading that thread to find out more information.
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On the balcony
Alexander the visionary comes to the fore as he and Hephaestion look over Babylon. The new Great King wants to free his people. I’m not sure of what he means by this - presumably he doesn’t intend to give people charge of their own affairs - but leaving that aside, it is significant that Alexander doesn’t seem to see himself as a liberator but how freeing the people would make him greater than Achilles and Herakles, perhaps even the equal of Prometheus, who gave the world fire. For me, this is typical Alexander - always comparing himself to the greatest and the best, always trying to outdo them. We could see this scene as Alexander displaying proto-democratic tendencies and therefore an example of Hollywood’s inability to keep a character authentic to their period, but with a little charity, I choose to see it more as a very good example of Alexander’s pothos, his yearning to go higher, ever higher, until he is somewhere north of Olympus (which, in geographical terms, funnily enough, is Macedon!).
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For his part, Hephaestion restates what Philip II told the young Alexander - remember that Achilles and Herakles suffered greatly. As they look towards the Hindu Kush from their vantage point, Ptolemy will do likewise in respect of Parmenion by encouraging Alexander to return home. Both he and Hephaestion get better shrift than Parmenion did or, I think, Philip would have had Alexander been a little older.
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Hephaestion goes on to remind Alexander that he once said ‘the fear of death drives all men’ and asks him if there are not any other forces in his life. For example, love. This is the third ‘Christian’ moment in the film. Of course, love is not a Christian concept but the way in which Hephaestion is implicitly asking if love does not drive Alexander feels to me too strange a question for him, a pagan, and a politically high ranking one, to ask. For me, the question would be more appropriate in a mediaeval drama rather than one set in antiquity.
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* The translation of the Bible used is the Douay Rheims

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A Letter to Arrian (3) Homer and the king

roman_writerMy dear Arrian,
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I very much hope that you were exaggerating even just a little when you say in your book that Alexander is less well known in your time than people such as Hiero, Gelo or Thero. However, I believe it was ever thus: those whom we ought to remember best are kept at the back of our mind, and those who are no more worth remembering than a dull day at work are given pride-of-place at the front.
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Why is this?
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Is it because those whom we remember have their own Homer to record their deeds? Not in my age. If you think your time has it tough remembering nonentities, you must be thankful that you did not live to see the cult of celebrity of mine. At least Xenophon did something. Many men and women in my age become famous for doing no more than being who they are.
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I have started this letter on a critical note. Let me lift both our spirits by commending you for the importance with which you regard your book. You say that it is,

… more precious than country and kin and pubic advancement - indeed, for me it is these things…

From one writer to another, I applaud your frankness and devotion. You may laugh my words off but only because you know as well as I the truth about what it means to be a writer; that our words come from deep within - not just from our thoughts, but our very spirits.
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There was a profound hush as both armies stood for a while motionless on the brink of the river, as if in awe of what was to come.

The fateful silence of this moment took me right back to the Macedonian spears as they swished back and forth on the far side of the Danube. In different ways, nothing is happening in either scene, and yet everything is. Men are breathing deeply and getting to die. They are getting ready to be cowards or heroes. To bring death or save lives. What an intense moment that nothing time is!
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You relate how during the Battle of the Granicus River, Alexander ‘butchered’ the Greek mercenaries, and - after he had won the battle - enslaved the surviving mercenaries. But you also record how he treated the dead mercenaries - and Persian dead - with respect, as well as grant special favours to the families of his own fallen. This is why, in a sense, Alexander doesn’t need Homer. He was such a complex person that his life was poem enough; having someone sing of or chant it would only have obscured his dichotomous personality, which made him capable of such opposite actions. I admit, I miss Homer, but I am grateful that God has given us the second Iliad despite this.
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Your friend,
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φιλέλλην

The above picture comes from Ancient History
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Alexander Revisited: Olympias’ Bed Chamber to the Caves at Pella

In my previous post on Alexander Revisited I commented on the fact that in his deathbed scene Alexander seemed to be offering his ring to the Persian god, Ahura Mazda. A commenter on my Facebook Alexander page (here) has suggested that he is actually offering it to the eagle that appears throughout the film.
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This eagle is either Zeus himself or, perhaps, the Aetos Dios (Eagle of Zeus) which functions in Greek mythology as both a symbol of the king of the gods and as his servant. Whichever interpretation we go with, the eagle’s presence in the film is meant as a sign of Zeus’ approval of and support for Alexander’s mission. It’s no wonder, then, that as they approach the seemingly impassable Hindu Kush, Alexander asks Ptolemy in concern, ‘where has our eagle gone?’. Has Zeus deserted him?
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I like the idea of Alexander offering the ring to the eagle. The only problem with the idea, though, is that the bird does not appear in the deathbed scene. Does it appear at the end of the film? I’m not going to fast forward to find out. Feel free to tell me; otherwise, I’ll find out at the end of the picture. Certainly, it would make perfect sense for Alexander to offer back to his divine father the power that he felt his father had given him. Now that I think about it, that sounds rather Christian, doesn’t it? I’ll come back to this thought, later.
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Scenes Covered

  1. Olympias’ Bed Chamber
  2. In the Palestra
  3. Mieza
  4. The Taming of Bucephalas
  5. In the Caves at Pella

Olympias’ Bed Chamber
Following the brief scene in the infirmary we are transported back to Pella ’20 Years Earlier’ - 351 BC. To the surprise of no one who knows anything about the historical Olympias, it begins with her playing with her pet snakes. The scene takes a surprising turn, however, when Olympias plays a brief but very tender game of hide-and-seek with her son (38:25 ff) as she walks round the bed curtain. If you had asked me why Olympias wants the best for Alexander before I had watched this scene I would have said simply because she is ambitious and she hates Philip. Her love for Alexander, however, is expressed so clearly and absolutely in this moment that I would now say that while yes, she is ambitious and hates Philip, I think she genuinely wants the best for Alexander. A mother who didn’t would not have thought or cared to to play that simple yet highly meaningful game.
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Speaking of Philip the mood turns sour when he breaks into the bed chamber. I complained in the last post about how Olive Stone had treated Parmenion. Well, I have to say, he does a real hatchet job on Philip, too. He insults, and tries to force himself on her. Only Alexander’s and the snakes’ presence cause him to step back - briefly. I am not an expert on Philip but I do not recognise this version of him. If Stone was capable of giving us a more nuanced Olympias, I really don’t know why he could not have done the same with Philip.
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In the Palestra
As the scene cuts to the young Alexander, now twelve years old, wrestling in a Palestra; the elder Ptolemy tells us in voice over that he believes it was ‘in friendship that Alexander found his sanity’. It is no accident, I think, that as he says this, the camera closes in on Alexander wrestling Hephaestion. Alexander had other friends, of course, but whether or not we regard them as being lovers, he had no friend like Hephaestion.
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Brian Blessed leads the wrestling class and we see him walk around giving advice to the boys. At the beginning of the next scene, the elder Ptolemy reminds us (in voice over) of the famous saying that Alexander was only ever beaten once - by Hephaestion’s thighs. I rather like Blessed’s comment to the young Ptolemy, however, when he reminds him that in order to fight well he doesn’t ‘need to eat every day or until [he is] full’. I can’t help but feel that this is a nod to the fact that the later Ptolemys (from Ptolemy II Philadelphus onwards) were often overweight.

Ptolemy II and his sister-wife, Arsinoë II

Ptolemy II and his sister-wife, Arsinoë II

Mieza
In a way, this scene - where we see Alexander and his friends being taught by Aristotle - is a difficult one to respect as it is less about the individuals present and more about Aristotle’s thought and examples of Greek prejudice in the middle of the fourth century BC. Thus, we hear a lot about the importance of reason ruling over passion, and effeminate Persians.
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To be fair, Stone does use this scene to set up Alexander’s decline later in the film. For example, the philosopher tells Alexander and his friends that the Persians’ ‘slavish devotion to their senses’ causes them to ‘castrate young boys such as yourselves for their sexual pleasure.’ These words are met with dismissive laughter. Clearly, when Alexander gets into bed with the eunuch Bagoas later on, we are meant to see this as an example of his Medising, going native. Curiously, although in the context of the film this is a bad thing, leaving aside the fact that Bagoas is a eunuch, many people will today think that a expression of same-sex love is a good thing. It is good that we are challenged to see Alexander’s actions as his contemporaries saw them and not as we (might) do.
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I think there is also in this scene a subtle acknowledgement of the nature of Alexander’s relationship with Hephaestion. When Hephaestion asks Aristotle if a man can love a woman equally he dismisses the possibility out of hand on the grounds that women (unlike men) are slaves to their passion. It is not hard to imagine Hephaestion taking this thought away and allowing it to inform his later romantic choices.
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Before Hephaestion’s question, Stone has Cassander ask the awkward questions about Achilles’ excessive behaviour and the possibility of his love for Patroclus being ‘a corrupting one’, which makes Alexander look askance at him. As I said in the previous post, if Stone had implied at the end of the film that Cassander was responsible for poisoning Alexander this would have been another step along establishing him as Alexander’s nemesis but he doesn’t, so the potential conflict goes nowhere.
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The Taming of Bucephalas
This lovely scene is faithful to what really happened (as I remember it, that is) in respect of how Alexander managed to tame Bucephalas, the horse who was afraid of his shadow. The scene does manage to be a little anachronistic in that Stone places Philip’s future wife, Cleopatra Euridike in it. No date is given for the taming of Bucephalas* but as Alexander is still a young boy we can assume it is before 346 when he would be ten. From the look of him, I think 347/8 would be about right. Anyway, Philip didn’t marry Cleopatra (who took the name Euridike after marrying him) until 338/7. Yet, here she is, with her uncle Attalus in tow, already his wife several years earlier. The reason for Euridike’s and Attalus’ appearance is to introduce the divisive figure whom Alexander will confront at the party a few years later. This is the kind of change that one can allow because it helps the narrative. It’s a shame Stone didn’t limit himself thus (I’m still sore over his treatment of Philip, and about to get sorer…).
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In the Caves at Pella
After Philip and Olympias’ confrontation in the bed chamber there won’t be many people who will be cheering for the king by the time he takes Alexander to see the cave art. And after his misogynistic screed in this scene (“It’s never easy to escape our mothers, Alexander. All your life, beware of women. They’re far more dangerous than men… [Olympias] makes you weak.” and so on) even fewer will be supporting him. A big shame. Neither Philip nor Olympias were perfect. If anything, Olympias committed the worst crimes.
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I mentioned at the start of this post the curiously Christian nature of Alexander offering Zeus his ring. As Philip leads the young Alexander out of the cave, having depressed himself it seems more than the boy with his crash course in how Men hate the gods but are condemned to be dealt ever harshly by the immortals, he tells his son that, “[o]ne day, things will change. Men will change. But first, the gods must change.” Truly, Philip is a prophet. I’m all for foreshadowings of the future but it would be good if they were rooted in the present moment (of the character’s life). Casting Philip as a kind of prophet doesn’t really sit well for me. What he says would more appropriately (for me, anyway) come from Alexander who, as I have said before, did help the spread of Christianity by his spread of hellenism.
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* Plutarch places it in 344. I know that Alexander was never very tall but I can’t believe he is as old as 12 in this scene
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A Letter to Arrian (2) The Fall of Thebes and Start of a Journey

roman_writerMy dear Arrian,

In my last letter I mentioned how fascinated I am by ancient Greek politics. Fascinated, and I confess, sometimes appalled. The dreadful fate of Thebes* counts as the latter.
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You give the first warning when you describe how the ‘certain persons’ invited anti-Macedonian exiles back to the city, and how those exiles,

… incited the Thebans to rebel against Alexander, making great play with the grand old words ‘liberty’ and ‘autonomy’.

Those ‘grand old words…’ I am sure I can feel the sarcasm in your voice here. Ever have politicians promised us good things, and ever have they failed to deliver. Of course, this is not wholly their fault for as often as not we want our good things now and cheaply when what is truly good takes time and great effort to achieve.
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What makes Thebes’ fall particularly hard to take is that it didn’t need to happen. You record that Alexander waited three times so as to give the city time to treat with him. Alas, three times, it refused.
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Many would say, my friend, that you are at your best when you describe Alexander’s battles. I was most affected, though, by your account of the effect of Thebes’ downfall on the other Greek cities. As you write, they had suffered reversals before, but nothing like what happened to Thebes. No wonder they rushed to do whatever it took to get on Alexander’s good side. Even now, so many years later, I can sense their fear and panic. True, the ancient Greeks lived in unstable times, but the fall of Thebes was, in a sense, the ending of a world.
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On a gentler (but even more profound?) note, I was most interested to read of the sweating statue of Orpheus. Although I belong to a different religious tradition, we too have known our icons to do strange things not always explainable by recourse to science. Aristander mollified Alexander; I wonder how he would explain icons that bleed?
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Before closing, I must upbraid you! After telling us about the weeping Orpheus, you write,

At the start of the next campaigning season Alexander left Antipater in charge of affairs in Macedonia and Greece, and made for the Hellespont…

Such a simple and plain way to start the beginning of the expedition that really did change the world! Sometimes, Arrian, you are too dignified for your own good!
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Your friend
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φιλέλλην
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* Summer of 335 BC

The above picture is from Ancient History
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A Letter to Arrian (1) Disbelief and Wonder

roman_writerMy Dear Arrian,
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I hope you will forgive the lateness of this letter. 1900 years is rather a long time to wait for a piece of correspondence but as I have not been alive for most of that time (just like you, as it goes), I hope I can be forgiven.
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I have started reading your Campaigns of Alexander again and have much to say to you about your work. To encourage myself to write regularly, I am reading the book in thirty minute blocs and limiting my letters to 500 words or less (not including quotations!).
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To begin; I applaud your decision to choose Ptolemy and Aristobulos as your principle sources*. However, in common, I suspect, with many of your readers, I must ask if you really believed that Ptolemy would not lie because he was a king, and because Alexander was dead when they wrote. Was there ever a king who was not prepared to bend the truth to his will if need be? Especially a monarch who once stooped so low as to steal Alexander’s body. You may say Ptolemy did that out of devotion. Possibly. But he could not have been unaware of the propaganda value of his theft. I think he knew what he was doing.
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As for Ptolemy and Aristobulos not needing to lie because Alexander was dead. My friend, you are too, too generous towards the age of the Successors.
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I regret that you move so quickly from Alexander’s accession** to his march into Thrace the following Spring. It is a funny thing that whereas I am impatient of the politicians of my age, I find ancient Greek politics fascinating to read about!
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If I was disappointed with the quick pace of Alexander’s post-accession period, it was soon assuaged by the remarkable event that happened at Mount Haemus. I am trying hard to imagine convincing soldiers to let carts run over their bodies but I don’t think I could do it. You say that the carts ran over their interlocking shields, but they would not have been large enough to cover their legs. I wonder that there were no injuries at all.
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Spectacular scenes follow - the thwarted attempt to invade the island, the crossing of the Danube on hay stuffed tents, and especially the silent manœuvres outside Pelium, but two other incidents impressed me more.
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Firstly, Alexander’s decision to have his infantrymen flatten the grain with their spears after the Danube crossing. It is a simple, unremarkable, action. But the swish of the spears resounds even if quietly in my head for it represents the calm before a dreadful storm for the Getae.
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Secondly, the following,

Alexander asked the Celtic envoys what they were most afraid of in this world, hoping that the power of his own name had got as far as their country, or even further, and that they would answer, ‘You, my lord.’ However, he was disappointed; for the Celts, who lived a long way off in country not easy to penetrate, and could see that Alexander’s expedition was directed elsewhere, replied that their worst fear was that the sky might fall on their heads. None the less, he concluded an alliance of friendship with them and sent them home, merely remarking under his breath that the Celts thought too much of themselves.

This is a truly delicious piece of gossip! It must have come from Ptolemy via a senior officer. I wish I could shake their hands for, if true, this little titbit humanises Alexander wonderfully!
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Your friend,
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φιλέλλην
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* On the grounds that both men were with Alexander throughout his campaign in the east and, in Ptolemy’s case, was a close friend of the king
**336 BC

The above picture is from Ancient History
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An index of all the letters can be found here

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Alexander Revisited: Introduction to the Battle of Gaugamela

I did not have an interest in Alexander the Great when Oliver Stone’s biopic opened in 2004 although from what I have read since I know that it was not a success. Three versions of the film now exist - the cinematic, a Director’s Cut, and Final Cut (“Alexander Revisited“). Of these, I have only seen the Final Cut, and it is this version that this and the succeeding posts will be based on. Wikipedia tells me that a fourth version of the film was shown at a film festival at the beginning of July this year. We wait to see if it will make it to DVD and will improve the film.
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Scenes Covered

  1. Opening sequence
  2. Alexander’s Death in Babylon
  3. The elder Ptolemy’s Framing Narrative
  4. Looking over the battlefield at Gaugamela
  5. Alexander’s Council of War
  6. Alexander’s walk through the camp
  7. Sacrifice of the bull / marching soldiers
  8. Alexander encourages his men
  9. The Battle of Gaugamela
  10. In the infirmary after the battle

Opening Sequence
The opening sequence of the film for me encapsulates what Alexander was really about - the creation of a new order; the fusion of Greek and Barbarian. I am intrigued to know, though, whose face it is that appears first. I would like it to be Cyrus the Great as Alexander had a deep respect for him. Interestingly, we see Ahura Mazda rather than Zeus - a nod, perhaps, to the view that Alexander ‘went native’ during his travels, although as far as I recall he never worshipped the Persian god.
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Alexander’s Death in Babylon
The first scene takes place in 323 BC as Alexander lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his generals. Nearchus begs him to name his successor. Alexander doesn’t reply as he holds his ring up, seemingly as much to the image of Ahura Mazda on the fan above him as to one of his officers. Seconds later, Alexander dies; his ring falls to the floor and smashes. It is a neat way of indicating that no one ever did succeed him.
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In having Alexander unable to speak, Oliver Stone is following Arrian who says that Alexander could not speak for the last hours of his life. Arrian, however, doesn’t mention any ring. Diodorus and Curtius do, though, saying that Alexander handed it to Perdiccas. They also say that when asked to whom he would give his empire, Alexander said ‘the best/strongest’.
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Going back to Stone, it is ambiguous as to whether Alexander cannot or is simply unwilling to speak as his final act seems to be to offer his ring to Ahura Mazda, whose image is on the fan above him. To be sure, I don’t know if he is trying to offer the ring to the Persian god. It makes no sense for him to do so as - to the best of my knowledge - Alexander had no devotion towards him. The other thing that is very notable in this scene is the presence of the Bagoas as he tries to cool Alexander’s brow with a flannel. Alexander liked the eunuch, perhaps loved him, but I can’t help but feel that the generals would never have allowed Bagoas near the king at the end.
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The elder Ptolemy’s Framing Narrative
At Alexander’s death, the film jumps forward by forty years to 285 BC where we find an aged Ptolemy in his Alexandria palace dictating his memoirs. His narration in the film is very useful as there is a terrific amount of time and action that the film must cover.
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Hollywood loves any opportunity to include an anachronism so naturally we see the completed Pharos lighthouse in the port (its construction was not finished until the reign of Ptolemy II Philadelphus [283-246 BC]). There is also a straight-out historical mistake: Ptolemy says he is the ‘last [Successor] left alive’, which wasn’t true. Both Lysimachus and Seleucus outlived him. By-the-bye, as I recall, neither of these two appear in the film.
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My favourite moment in this flash-forward is when Ptolemy refers to Alexander being worshipped as a god by the Egyptians; Anthony Hopkins delivers the line with a wry laugh as if to suggest that this was a silly proposition. It was a laugh that only come from a close friend.
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Looking over the battlefield at Gaugamela
As the camera pans over the Arbela battlefield, a caption appears on the screen to inform us that we have gone back forty-five years in time to 331. Before I continue, I wonder if you noticed the date discrepancy above? The film correctly places Alexander’s death(bed scene) in 323. The caption that appears as the Alexandria scene begins explicitly states that it takes place forty years later in 285 BC. But 40 years after 323 should, of course, be 283 (the year of Ptolemy’s death). In this latest scene, the film correctly states that the Battle of Gaugamela is taking place in 331 ’45 years’ before the scene with the elder Ptolemy. But 45 years from 285 takes us to 330. Obviously if we count from 283 the discrepancy is worse.
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Alexander’s Council of War
I really enjoyed the informality of this scene, and the way in which Alexander refers to ‘my brave Parmenion’ and ‘unbreakable Antigonus’. Whether or not he would have spoken like that in real life, his doing so here fits perfectly with what we know of his love of Homer. Speaking of which, there is a discrepancy between the dialogue and subtitles when Cassander refers to how Alexander sleeps with Homer’s tales of Troy under his pillow. By ‘tales’ he certainly means Homer’s Iliad. But let’s look at how the subtitles render Cassander’s dialogue,
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Alexander I didn’t cross Asia to steal this victory, Cassander.
Cassander No, you are too honorable [sic] for that. No doubt influenced from sleeping with Tales of Troy under your pillow.

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As you can see Tales of Troy has become a proper title. What is wrong with calling The Iliad by its name? Unless the subtitlers have misunderstood what the script said I fear Oliver Stone dumbed down for the audience here. On another point - you will have noticed the American English spelling of ‘honourable’. It may be compared to the Virgilian tag line at the start of the film, which is given to us as ‘Fortune favours the bold’. This switching between British and American English is echoed in the elder Ptolemy’s map which contains names in both Latin (Ægyptus), and Greek (Heliopolis).
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I referred above to anachronisms and mistakes in the film. I suspect the former are allowed so as to help the viewer place scenes (“There’s Pharos - we must be in Alexandria”) while the latter are either genuine errors or deliberate ones that are allowed for the sake of the narrative. For example, neither the aforementioned Cassander, nor Antigonus and Nearchus were present at the Battle of Gaugamela yet here they are. Why? I think there must be something in their characters that made Stone prefer them to, say, Lysimachus and Seleucus who were present but who, as mentioned above, don’t appear in the picture. For my part, I don’t think the three add anything to the story. If Stone had decided to go with the theory that Cassander helped poison Alexander his presence would be understandable but as he doesn’t it doesn’t make a great deal of sense.
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During the course of the council, we see Polyperchon. He really like that he has no lines, simply nodding or shaking his head instead of speaking. Given what a lonely, and rather unloved by all and sundry, figure he turned out to be during the Wars of the Successors I really liked this interpretation of him as being present but in a sense cut off from the unfolding action.
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Alexander’s walk through the camp
There really was an eclipse on the night before the battle at Gaugamela so seeing it here was a lovely touch; as was - on a more frivolous level - Alexander’s conversation with Craterus, and his gobby subordinates. Having said that, given that Craterus was a senior officer in 331 (he had commanded the infantry on the left wing at Issus) he should have been in the Royal Tent. There is a rather confusing moment when, as one of Craterus’s men makes a joke about his tightfistedness, Alexander replies, “Who needs gloves when you come from grace?”. What exactly does he mean here? It appears to be a quasi-Christian statement (much like the one Arwen is made to say in Fellowship of the Ring) but that is impossible. Unless, of course, it is another anachronism. Leaving that aside, the subtitles call Parmenion’s Number two ‘Crateros’. It really should make its mind up which language it prefers!
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Alexander’s brief walk - an early acknowledgement of how close he was to his men in the early years of his campaign - gives us his first extended scene with Hephaestion. Stone uses it to introduce the idea that Alexander saw himself as Achilles and Hephaestion as Patroclus. The image of Hephaestion that we are given in this scene is the one that I think most of us retain after watching the picture - loyal, detached, a bit soft, perhaps even drippy. I shall come back to why this is not the full picture, though, shortly.
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Sacrifice of the bull / marching soldiers
Religion was very important to Alexander so its good to see his seer, who I presume is Aristander, here. Even better is the ambiguity of the scene. As Aristander checks the bull’s innards to see what they say, he looks up in a very concerned manner - as if he has discovered something unsettling. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, he says nothing to the soldiers crowded round him.
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Alexander encourages his men
Alexander rallies his men with stirring words regarding their past heroic deeds while Darius remains silent amidst his. When Bessus and Pharnakes do speak it is only to agree with what the Great King says; such a contrast to the argumentative Macedonians!
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I particularly like how we only see the end of Alexander’s speech to his men rather than hear it. He was never an orator, but rather, a man of action. In the seconds before we see him ride into battle it is appropriate that his words give way to his person, which is what the Macedonians were really fighting for. .
I could not help but notice Alexander’s movements on Bucephalas versus Darius’ stillness as he stood in his chariot. As with their speech/silence, their movement/stillness act as good metaphors for the different styles of kingship that they both exercised.
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The Battle of Gaugamela
Does Darius’ silence and stillness contrast badly with Alexander’s words and action? In a way, yes, but it also gives him a terrific dignity. Dignity, of course, was what the Great King was all about - albeit dignity to the point of ossification.
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Anyway, on with this extended sequence of the film. I have watched Alexander Revisited several time, and watching this battle never gets easier. The chariot scythes in particular are a terrible sight. One thing that I would love to know, however, is what did the Macedonians do if more than one man ran into their sarissa? Were their bodies easy to remove from it without breaking the weapon?
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The battle’s realism is emphasised by the shaky camera work that Stone adopts. Something that I think works against the film’s realism is its insistence on making Parmenion, Alexander’s antithesis. It seems to be that every time he appears he speaks only to say something contrary to what Alexander wants. In the Royal Tent it was he was the main opposition to Alexander’s proposed battle strategy; and when he sends Philotas to get Alexander’s help, he also tells him to avenge his death if Alexander doesn’t come. 2300 years later, it would be nice if Parmenion was rehabilitated. He would never have become Philip’s and Alexander’s most senior officer if all he did was argue for the opposite of what they wanted.
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Two final points - about Cleitus and Hephaestion. In the course of the battle, we see Cleitus save Alexander by cutting off his assailant’s arm with his sword. This actually happened three years earlier at the battle at the Granicus River. And anyone who thinks that Jared Leto’s Hephaestion is soft (see above) has to contend with the brief but still very powerful scene at 32:21 in the film where he screams madly as he stabs a Persian to death. It is a very short (seven or so second) reminder of what kind of man Hephaestion really was - a warrior, a very tough one at that.
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In the infirmary after the battle
This is a very short scene that emphasises again Alexander’s connection to his men. In real life, he walked among them, asking their names and encouraging to boast about their deeds. Due to time constraints, no doubt, we don’t see this here, rather, it is a few encouraging words to the dying soldier who is then killed (i.e. ‘euthanised’) with the ancient Greek version of a misericorde.
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As you can see this has been a long post. Much longer than I intended, but we have covered over half an hour of the film. In the next post, I’ll be looking at the flash-backwards (if that is a word) of Alexander’s youth, and his singularly aw(e)ful parents, Philip II and Olympias.
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Read the index of posts in this series here

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From Pella to Windsor…

The United Kingdom has witnessed ‘a great joy’ this week with the birth of Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge on Monday. Assuming Prince Charles doesn’t take George as his regnal name or that George of Cambridge doesn’t go in the opposite direction and pick another name when he ascends to the throne he will one day become King George VII.
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I don’t know the precise reasons why George’s parents, William and Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, or Will and Kate in the vernacular, chose the above mentioned names for their firstborn, although I think I can guess in respect of George and Louis: George for William’s great grandfather, George VI, and Louis for Lord Mountbatten who was beloved of William’s father, Charles.
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But what about Alexander? It doesn’t appear in Prince Charles’ name, or in his father, Philip’s. Neither does it appear as part of Michael Middleton’s name. So, given that Prince William is clearly attentive to his roots, why Alexander?
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Well, the fact is, I have no idea. I am sure the internet could suggest reasons to me, but rather than look them up, I am going to imagine that one day, while he was studying at St Andrew’s, William found himself in the classics section and picked up a book on Alexander and, impressed by the king’s feats, decided ‘one day, if I should have a child, I will bless him with that greatest of names.’
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Well, one can dream.
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By way of an addendum, while I doubt William had Alexander the Great in mind, I do rather like the fact that - albeit three generations apart - we now have a Philip and Alexander in the Royal Family. Philip has had a long and happy life (may it continue for him); here’s to George Alexander Louis enjoying the same.

  • Read about the meaning of our new prince’s names, and those of his family in this article at the Oxford University Press blog.
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Court Notices: Er… About That Wedding Edition

Alexander - RIGHTFUL king of Macedon

Alexander - RIGHTFUL king of Macedon

The King’s Speech
“Five days ago, the Macedonian court and our Greek guest-friends gathered in Aegae’s theatre to celebrate the marriage of my uncle, Alexander, and my sister, Cleopatra.
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“My father went to the theatre in peace, wanting to do no more than open the celebrations for the day; he was met there, however, by violence, for as he walked towards the wedding guests - the dodekatheon behind him - the traitor suddenly blocked his path. The traitor produced a blade and before we could stop him thrust it into my father’s chest.
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“My father died instantly, and the traitor fled from the theatre; he was pursued, caught, and executed by three brave Macedonian noblemen.
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“As they carried out the will of the gods outside the theatre so did Antipater of Pieria within it, and he acclaimed me king. Seeing Father Zeus act through Antipater, the Macedonian court and assembled guest-friends shouted their approval of his actions.
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“In the last few days you in my army, and you my people, alike have also recognised that Zeus favours me, and you have given me your loyalty.
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“In return I will make Macedon prosperous. Indeed, I have already started by cutting certain taxes. I will make Macedon safe. Again, I have already started by ordering preparations to be made for a campaign against the barbarians to our north.
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“And I will finish the war of vengeance that my father started against the hateful Persian Empire. This I will do on behalf of all Greeks so that the shame of Persia’s invasion of these lands one hundred and fifty years ago will be avenged forever.
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Alexander

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A hoplite offering sacrifice at an altar

A hoplite offering sacrifice at an altar

Prayers
Wondering what to make sacrifices and offerings for this week? Let Aristander offer some suggestions
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Hemera Heliou
For the peace of our allies; may they never forget that if they fail us, we’ll kill them
Hemera selenes
That the ghosts in the cellar who frighten all the family (let’s be honest) will stop frightening the children at the second hour of morning.
Hemera Areos
For the shade of the inventor of the booby trap; may he be given entry into Elysium for the good that he did
Hemera Hermu
For our traders; may they stop trying to rip us off before we rip off their faces
Hemera Dios
For the shades of all those who died in accidents following Alexander’s accession to the throne; especially Argead family members
Hemera Aphrodites
For our prostitutes; they truly are smashing people
Hemera Khronu
For men with prematurely grey hair; may wisdom also come early to them

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Ο ΤΟΥ ΟΙΝΟΥ ΑΝΑΞ
(The Master of the Wine)
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“Ahem.
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“On behalf of the Friends of the Wine Tent I would like to apologise for my predecessor’s statement in the last edition of the Court Notices. It gave gross offence to our late king’s son who, following the dreadful events in the Aegae theatre, happens to now be our king.
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“Filled with sadness as we are at Philip’s death, I would like – on behalf of the Friends and all the WT patrons – like to wish Alexander a long and glorious reign.
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“Please don’t kill us.
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“My predecessor was half drunk when wrote his diatribe; none of us knew about it, I promise.
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“And when he, on the night following Philip’s murder, when he accidentally stabbed himself to death twenty-eight times before throwing himself into the path of the passing chariot we did nothing to stop it.
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“What I am trying to get across is that WE ARE LOYAL TO YOU ALEXANDER.
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“Wine, and doing whatever it takes to placate Alexander in order to stay alive? I’ll drink to that. Dear oh dear.”
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ο του οινου αναξ
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In the wine tent this week
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New Reign, New Name
The Friends of the Wine Tent write: “To demonstrate THAT WE ARE LOYAL we will be holding a vote on whether we should (a) Change the name of the wine tent to the Pella Wine Tent in honour of our great king’s capital, or (b) Just stab ourselves in the neck if we don’t because, let’s face it, if we don’t do something to placate Alexander that’s what we might as well do.
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“I am confident that proposition (a) will be passed.
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Motive for Posterity Competition
“To prove HOW LOYAL WE ARE to Alexander, the Pella Wine Tent (We are assuming that none of the Electors will vote to stab themselves in the neck) will be holding a competition every evening this week where competitors will be invited to make up the most convincing reason for Pausanias’ TREACHEROUS murder of Philip. If you think you can come up with a reason, no matter how unlikely, come along to the tent and share it with the panel of judges. The winner will win history.”
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This Week’s Guest Wine is Old Thracian
A tough wine; one swig of this and you will be more beast than man.

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Clubs and Societies
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Sarissa Wine Club
Club President Amyntas writes,
“It has been a hard week. Last week an event of unimaginable cruelty happened. The pain and suffering it unleashed cannot be described. Even now there is not one of us who does not look at himself in a pool of water or piece of glass and ask, ‘Why? Why??”
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“I refer, of course, to the breaking of Demetrius’ sarissa just as he was about to break the record for Longest Uninterrupted Drink from a Hollowed Out Sarissa. To see his sarissa crack and all that wine spill out onto the floor broke my heart. To see Demetrius cry out “NO!!!” and dive down (or fall down, depending on who you talk to) and start to lap the wine up before the ground soaked it up almost destroyed me. The record was 144 feet – that’s five sarissa worths; Demetrius had just passed 126 feet when his sarissa snapped. O cruel fates!
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“Oh yes, and Philip our king was murdered. But kings can be replaced easily – as Alexander has proved – but when will anyone be brave enough to tackle the LDfaHOS record again? If only Demetrius hadn’t choked to death on gravel and dirt as he lapped up the wine he might have had another go. Such is life, and death.”

Priapus

Priapus, nothing to do with Amyntas’ clarification

CLARIFICATION: “Further to last week’s notice, I have been asked to point out that the term ‘husband’s sarissa’ is not a euphemism. I hope this persuades the UMM to take back the contract they claim not to have put on me, and yet, how many times can a man ‘accidentally’ get run down by horses before he considers something amiss.”
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Aristobulos and the Chicken
Following the awful events in the Aegae theatre last week Aristobulos will be making a model of Pausanias the Traitor’s body attached to the board in the square. His body will be sculptured using hardened excrement but the board will be made out of thin cuts of meat.
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You are cordially invited to watch Aristobulos at work or join him afterwards for his talk on ‘how to sculpture the human body using excrement’.
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Alternatively, you may watch the chicken eat the board (Aristobulos writes: “if you see her pecking Pausanias, though, please stop her.”)
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Union of Macedonian Mothers
Last week’s talk by Ptolemy Lagides did not go entirely to plan. If we had known that he would recommend temple prostitution to our daughters as a viable career option we would certainly have had second thoughts about asking him to speak to us.
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In the spirit of forgiveness, though, we have asked Ptolemy and Craterus son of Alexander to return again the next hemera Areos to give a talk on the subject of how wine is made. I am sure they will give us a most informative speech on this essential topic.
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In the meantime; wives, please remind your husbands that subs are due and that Cleopatra of the UMM will track them down and kill them if they do not pay on time. And before anyone asks, no, we did not order the hit on Philip, and so did not have him killed for that reason. Regarding Amyntas of the Sarissa Wine Club: No Comment.
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Popular topics on UMMsnet this week

  • Memories of Philip
  • Ups and Downs of having multiple marriages
  • Where were you when Philip died?
  • Which Argead will die next [Please note that UMMsnet does not approve of gambling - moderator]
  • SECRET CONFESSION: I smashed a Thracian and loved it
  • Is Atlantis Real?
  • Why Alexander is good for women
  • I COULD HAVE KILLED PTOLEMY LAST HEMERA SELENES!!! >:(((
  • The man to watch now that Philip is dead: Hephaestion Amyntoros
  • Whose Who in Alexander’s court and how to bend them to your will

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Insight into the Army
By Our Man in the Royal Tent who wishes it to be known that he, too, is loyal to Alexander
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This week the Companion (hetairoi) Cavalry
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Philotas, It has been an upsetting week. Thank you for taking the time to speak with Court Notices on behalf of the hetairoi
Philotas For you it has been a trying time; for me it has been nothing. There is nothing I cannot deal with.
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You must be a little upset by the assassination of our great king
Philotas
No one is more upset than me. Does it not show?

Er…
Philotas
However, I look forward to preparing the Companion Cavalry for the battles ahead. Both within Greece and then the east.
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Tell me about the Companion Cavalry
Philotas We are comprised of Macedon’s nobility. A peasant like you could never be a member as you have to supply your own horse. At the moment, the hetairoi are divided into eight regiments, including the basilike ile, which rides at the front of the cavalry in battle. We – the Royal Squadron, that is – are four hundred in number, which is twice the normal regimental size.
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Is that because you aren’t very good and get killed often?
Philotas Did you not want to live beyond this sunset???
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Moving swiftly on, I rode a pony once. I fell off after about ten feet.
Philotas I expect you landed on your head.
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Hephaestion Amyntoros helped me up. He’s nice, isn’t he.
Philotas x______________________x
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Moving – er – very swiftly on this time, I understand the Companion Cavalry is divided along regional lines.
Philotas Yes… yes. Hephaestion isn’t really that great a man. Head in the clouds. Anyway, you are right. Yes. Regional. Gods, that man makes me sick. He is so humble. So nice.
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Er, yes. Anyway, I walked into the wine tent the other night. I admit I was a little drunk. I asked for the hetairoi instead of a hetaira, and was told that you were available. Is this true?
Philotas Grr. I know who put you up to that. It was Craterus, wasn’t it? Jealous, flower loving oaf! He won’t be sorry when I put a spear through him! This interview is over!

Philotas coming a cropper.

Philotas coming a cropper.

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Slaves’ Talk
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[Cancelled due to slaves having no voice]

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Baggage Train
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Brothels
Solon’s Daughters would like to thank all who came to their open day last week. Especial thanks to those who stayed for the open legs evening. We hope you had a smashing time! Our brothel is being inspected this week; we hope to bring you good news concerning the results in the next Court Notices.
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Crafts
Amyntas, Master Modeller
regrets to announce that due to recent events the ‘happy families’ range of statuettes (incorporating Philip and Euridike, and Alexander and Cleopatra) has been cancelled.
Please note that until Alexander has concluded his post-Accession purge, we have withdrawn the Argead family line from sale also.
would like very much to advise you that our Iliad line is still available and proving to be very popular; why not come and take a look at our heroes. Buy Achilles and be like Alexander!
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Weapons
Amyntas and Sons
In these violent times, having a good weapon by your side is a vital necessity. Come and visit our tent to see our goods.
We offer a full refund to your next-of-kin should our weapons fail you in battle.
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Symposia
Cleitus son of Dropides will be holding a symposium on the next Hemera Areos to lament the death of Philip II.
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Euridike of Athens will be holding a symposium on the next Hemera Aphrodites on the topic of ‘Who Will Alexander Kill Once He Has Finished With His Family’. ***This symposium is a must for all Greeks still in Pella and Macedonian nobility alike***.
Ptolemy Lagides will be holding a symposium on the importance of maintaining a good book collection next Hemera Hermu.
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Aristobulos will be holding a symposium on the benefits of keeping animals as pets, with especial reference to his chicken next Hemera Hermu.

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CAMP NOTICES
Editor Eumenes of Cardia
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